jab·ber·wocky noun \ˈja-bər-ˌwä-kē\: meaningless speech or writing.
Here’s a scene from A Christmas Story where the father speaks in jabberwocky/profanities. It makes me laugh every time.
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring